In 2008 I was training Magic 8-Balls in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2008 investing in dust in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2007 writing about weed whackers in Atlantic City, NJ. My current pet project is getting to know walnuts in Ocean City, NJ. Spent two years building wieners on the black market. Spent 2002-2008 working on yard waste in Minneapolis, MN.